18 Feb

The main one Where Monica Becomes another Roomie (The Pilot-The Uncut Type)

The main one Where Monica Becomes another Roomie (The Pilot-The Uncut Type)

Authored by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: guineapig added transcribing by: Eric Aasen (Note: The formerly unseen components of this episode is shown in bluish text.)

Chandler: Alright, therefore I’m in highschool, i am standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and that I understand i’m completely nude.

Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Today I’m not sure how to handle it, everyone initiate analyzing myself.

Chandler: at long last, we figure I would best respond to it, a nd as it happens its my personal mama, that is very-very strange, because- she never ever phone calls myself!

Ross: i recently feel like anybody attained down my throat, grabbed my personal tiny bowel, drawn it of my throat and tied up they around my throat.

Monica: Oh actually, to make certain that hysterical telephone call i obtained from a female at sobbing 3:00 A.M., “I’ll never need grandkids, I’ll most likely never bring grandchildren.” ended up being what? An incorrect quantity?

Joey: Okay Ross, find. You’re feeling many aches now. You are resentful. You’re hurting. Could I show just what answer is?

Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Give Thanks To Jesus! I recently went along to their strengthening and you weren’t truth be told there and he with a huge hammer mentioned you are here and you are, you may be!

Monica: (aiming at Rachel) De-caff. (to) Okay, folks, this might be Rachel, another Lincoln extreme survivor. (to Rachel) it is everyone, this really is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my buddy Ross?

(they’re going to embrace but Ross’s umbrella opens. The guy sits back beat once again. A minute of silence uses as Rachel sits therefore the rest expect the lady to explain.)

Rachel: Oh Goodness. really, it started about a half-hour ahead of the event. I happened to be during the room where we were maintaining the offers, and I also got evaluating this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy motorboat. When suddenly- (toward waitress that produced their coffee)pleasing ‘n’ Lo?- I knew that I found myself much more turned on from this gravy vessel than by Barry! And then i acquired truly freaked-out, and that is if it struck me personally: how much cash Barry seems like Mr. Potato mind. Y’know, What i’m saying is, I always understood looked common, but. Anyway, i recently had to get out of truth be told there, and that I began wanting to know ‘the reason why have always been we doing this, and which was we achieving this for?’. (to Monica) Thus anyway i recently didn’t understand where to go, and I also understand that both you and We have kinda drifted apart, you’re the sole individual I understood who resided here in the town.

Rachel: Ooh, I happened to be kinda wanting that couldn’t end up being an issue. [Scene: Monica’s suite, many people are truth be told there and enjoying a Spanish detergent on television and tend to be racking your brains on the proceedings.]

It’s just two different people fun to dinner and- lacking sex

Phoebe, Ross, Chandler, and Joey: Push the woman see here along the stairs! Push her along the steps! Push this lady along the staircase!

I just do not love him

Rachel: C’mon father, tune in to me personally! It is like, its similar, every one of my life, we have all always informed me, ‘You’re a footwear! You are a shoe, you’re a shoe, you’re a shoe!’. And today i recently ended and I also said, ‘imagine if I do not want to become a shoe? What if we want to feel a- a purse, y’know? Or a- or a hat! No, I’m not saying I want you buying me personally a hat, i am saying i will be a ha- It is a metaphor, father!

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